plot twist sam and dean are unable to close the gates of hell because i kidnapped all the demons and hid them somewhere safe where no hunters can hurt them bye
judging by your url i assume you hid them in your anus.
maybe i did
judging by your expression, you liked it
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and its this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
this is actually why ive been reduced to a quivering lump of nothingness that just stays in bed all day