plot twist sam and dean are unable to close the gates of hell because i kidnapped all the demons and hid them somewhere safe where no hunters can hurt them bye
judging by your url i assume you hid them in your anus.
maybe i did
judging by your expression, you liked it
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
Go to bed
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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Ok so imagine this:
A girl walks up to a guy she has never met, has never even held a conversation with, but maybe he is the cute guy she sees every day on her way to work. She is afraid of rejection and he is too different in status from her, so instead of simply greeting him, she decides to…
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and its this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
this is actually why ive been reduced to a quivering lump of nothingness that just stays in bed all day
